I fell asleep at 10:30pm last night. I was ecstatic to be tired so early because I have been on the worst sleep pattern known to man (going to sleep after midnight, waking up around noon.)
I had several very vivid dreams about the pot roast I made for dinner just a few hours before. I woke up with a full bladder and salivating. So I peed and proceeded to eat what I can only imagine was probably 6-8oz of pot roast with lots of gravy. It was heaven.
Now I am wide awake but at least I got my fix.